Lousy Literature: Bad Fiction

Creative Writing Course

https://www.pressreader.com/new-zealand/the-new-zealand-herald/20201113/282372632142201

and

Bad fiction

The annual Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest picks the deliberately awful and therefore amusing opening sentence to “the worst of all possible novels.” Here are some examples:

1. “Dorothy and Toto got kicked out of…

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/sideswipe-november-13-somebody-lost-the-love-for-brick-laying/OEE6YQIG57IJWS4IYKXCZQJKHQ/

from a ‘Google’ (my ‘filing system” – to rescue me from “sheer utter chaos”). Thanks “BIG G”

https://www.google.co.nz/search?sxsrf=ALeKk009R_VHvqfuiCOzGp007xOg2c7jwQ%3A1605805049799&source=hp&ei=-aO2X6rBLtqR4-EP75i6mAc&q=lousy+literature+sideswipe&oq=lousy+literature+sideswipe&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzoHCCMQ6gIQJzoECCMQJzoFCC4QkQI6BQgAEJECOgIIADoFCAAQsQM6CwguELEDEMcBEKMCOggILhCxAxCDAToICAAQyQMQkQI6CAgAELEDEIMBOgIILjoLCC4QxwEQrwEQkQI6CAguEMcBEKMCOgUILhCxAzoICC4QyQMQkwI6BAguEAo6BAgAEAo6BQgAEMkDOgoIABDJAxBGEPkBOgYIABAWEB46CQgAEMkDEBYQHjoFCCEQoAE6BwghEAoQoAE6BAghEBVQqw5Y12pgjW9oAHAAeACAAZ8EiAGoMJIBDDAuNy4xOC4xLjAuMZgBAKABAaoBB2d3cy13aXqwAQo&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwjqocf8iY_tAhXayDgGHW-MDnMQ4dUDCAc&uact=5

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https://www.facebook.com/craig.lock.31/

A glimmer of hope for me then…perhaps…

and YOU too!

enjoy

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“Information and Inspiration Distributer, Incorrigible Encourager and People-builder” *

* not bridges (thank goodness)!

Well my family and friends say I’m “safest” just writing and sharing even though I’m sometimes called “the world’s forth worst writer”)

see https://creativewritingcoursebook.wordpress.com/2019/08/04/why-im-only-the-worlds-fourth-worst-writer/

PPS

Best wishes from the First City to see the light

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