“I’d like to tell you how wonderful I am. I’m an excellent writer. I’ve won too many awards to list. I’ve sold a bunch of books. I can do 10 push-ups without a break, and while I can’t run a four-minute mile, I can drive it in about a minute and a half…”
– “an anonymous and very full-of-themselves” writer???
“Life is far too important (a subject) to be taken seriously!”